One day, from my past, I heard the best excuse of why
someone failed to pay their subsidized rent. This means that government decided it would
be in everyone’s best interest to allow these fine gentleman and madams on a
permanent vacation and disallowing them to contribute anything to the
world. Anyway one day this gal waddles
into the leasing office and tells me she can not pay her $5 dollar rent. I’m sure you just defecated yourself. Well this gal walks in very slowly, of course
why should you hurry you have no where to be!
Comes in with a pack of Marlboros in hand and packs them loudly against
her other hand while she is yelling over the noise to tell me she will be a few
weeks late on her rent. After politely
explaining that no in fact we can not wait a couple of weeks for you to come up
with $5 dollars, or 20 quarters or 100 empty pop cans. The woman flies into an angry rant how she’s
going to call the cops on us, and that it’s ridiculous that we would evict her
over $5 dollars! (I spoke with Santa and he said its ok.) Whilst she opened up
the new pack and stuck one cigarette behind her ear, (sexy by the way) You are right. My apologies.
It is completely unacceptable to expect you to pay your messily $5 rent,
let alone on time. I knew, I should have
known better. I can't.
-Jewels
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