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May 16, 2014

Romeo and Hooligan


Spring is the time for animal kingdom to plant its fruit.  So it is expected to hear cats in heat, bulls to go crazy and other animals to fight for the rights to reproduce.  Believe it or not this also extends to the human kind.  Spring quarter has started at near by colleges and new boyfriends and girlfriends are shacking up, and forgetting to pay their rent.  It’s now warm enough for bitter girlfriends to kick out their old boyfriends and move in someone else that’s better suited.  I may sound harsh but it is the honest truth.  So this brings me to the incident that happened over the weekend.  This gal, will call her Joyce, just finally submitted to our For-Causes to add her boyfriend to the lease, which I don’t know why she was hiding him in the first place since he totally qualified and is nice.  Anyways, this gal that always loves to put people down and show that she is some how superior or more self actualized then the mouth breathing, knuckle dragging homosapiens she treats us to be, loves to dish out unwanted love and relationship advice. Well… this wonderful person who speaks in bumper sticker terms meets her second personality and gives “the love of her life” two black eyes and gets herself arrested on domestic violence charges..  Not that I am satisfied, but….. I think she’ll keep her relationship advice to herself now.

- Jewels

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