My Date

So I recently had a sort of an official date, I guess you could call it. One of very few. It was quite different and some what awkward, but in a good sort of way. This man went out of his way to arrange plans and ignored taking my indecisive whining personal. Like any friend should. Many people would have taken offense to the fact and read it as ignorance or flakiness. He took charge like a real man should.

I hope to derive lessons from any experience. There were many, many I can’t talk about. Many that made me blush. Few that I’m still confused about. I learned many college terms mid some 20’s aged men use, such as “raw doggin.” Gross I know, yet entertaining. What is a 5th, and that top shelf liquor doesn’t give you hang-overs.

I also taught my date that to my experience most girls and women have not yet come to it or going be ok with the fact that men are kind of pervs and that’s the way they were built, period. Men are very visual and need to be stimulated very often. I on the other hand learned that fact, and made it part of my honors code.

Few of my married girlfriends and I have come to a conclusion about two things that are proven to make a man happy. There is a term we created which is H&H. I only have very little experience and only with the first H only. If you perform the H&H you are probably going to get your way with your man, be it that you want shopping money, attention, vegetable garden or something kinky in bed, whatever your trivial wish is, it is most likely going to get granted. A man is a simple creature. (speaking in generality) He is literal. He is low maintenance. I don’t mean to make him sound like a chia-pet, but he is a cake walk compared to the needs of a woman.

My handsome date agrees with this. If you are searching for away to make your man happy, whether it is selfless or with an agenda, you must perform the following two steps.

First H-Stands for Hungry. Feed your man. No one is grouchier than a man after a full day of work. Every man that coming home after work expects a hot meal. That’s a no brainer.

Second H-Stands for Horny. Knowing that sex is fuel of men, sex your husband up. Make it good but snappy, the fore-play is for you so save it until a little later.

After you had laid it on him good and made him feel like a King, ask him. Men know they are our Knights in shinning armor and they fight for that title.

Amongst other interesting lessons, I learned not to turn everyone down. You can never judge anyone based on first impressions, as you can never really know anyone until you’ve gotten to spend some time with him or her.

You will never find your Love Mate if you never take the time to get to know someone. How do you get to the Carnegie hall? Practice, practice, practice, my conservative damsels.

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