Spray It, Don't Say It

This is before picture of a nightstand, that is totally out dated. Check out that fancy "gold plated" outlines, oooo  bling bling.


To paint two of these, I bought about 4 or 5 cans of semi-gloss black spray paint from Home Depot. It was about $2.89 per can. I then lightly sanded the shine off the nightstand. I did try to spray paint without the sanding, and it seemed to work fine. However, to make sure to prevent any bubbling or future peeling, I took the safe way and sanded them (doesn't take long anyway).

I also took off the handles as I won't be using them, and threw them to the curb. I taped magazines on the inside so when I sprayed after I took the drawers out, the inside wouldn't get black as well.
 
Spray painted about 3-4 coats, letting the first two dry few min's in between and I actually did the last 2 coats the next day; I read this works better.

One side for some reason wasn't smooth and bubbled.. so I sanded it and re-sprayed it.


Simple, on the budget side, new handles. under $30 for 2 "new" nightstands

AFTER (bottom drawer isn't in yet)

Fine Musical Production of the modern 'I'm a Barbie Girl"

Thank you South Africa. I am disturbed, but no way am I taking my eyes off of it.

Watch it with a warning because this will be stuck in your head for the next day.  And if you're extremely visual, then..just good luck.

After this, I went out and bought myself a pair of gold-ish jeans. O wait.. I think I did that before.. Anyhow, it is inspirational, or something.
Young Jeezy and "her" should have a sing-off.

Getting my name out there via friends funny videos

Ok, that's not all totally true... I just want everyone to be able to enjoy a laugh, with me. No humor should go behind closed doors. (only your homosexuality should) Espeeecially when it comes to chill cats, sexy shake weights, and food. Wait.. what? Food is good.

We all need to take a lesson from this puss. He knows how to get dem ladies.

And if you are wanting to make a couple of sweats glads work out (and all of you obese Americans do), here's an example of how to make it work, make it work work, make it work. Just had a song pop in my head...

Shake Weights are NOT a dirty joke. But they sure can get you into a dirty situation. O never mind ;)

And last, but not least... a message from the wise man of Team America;

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! 

Mmmm sooo sooft. to my lips. all in and around.

ok ok. maybe only 60% of the time all the time. It's not my fault I have been built in with a magnet for my eye to be attracted to all glamorous and shiny things.  ok ok again. Not all... my mouth is definitely not one glamorous and shiny all the time.  But when it comes to this accent chair, izzz nice. And iz nice all the time everything.

Accent.. please. It's the center of attention, with its satin feel and it's badass nailhead.And tuffted? No way.
at $599, my head can't turn away.

and she bangs, she bangs!

I just can't help that Zgallaries knows how to find my spot. It makes me giggle. xixixixi

Anyways. Yes we can all go out and buy pretty little things. But the real art is taking something old, with history, memories, a little bit of stains here 'n there, and turning it into a princess.

perfect for ze lawn.

The Blond leading the Blind

You don't need to be smart to give out advice. Heck, you don't need to be anyone at all. And you definitely don't need to actually Ask for advice to get any. Everyone knows everything these days. You come from a fish, and your ancestor is a lizard. Well then, your fkng ancestor is a gorilla, you shaved butt monkey.

Where was I? O yes...advice =)
My advice.. is to take your own advice. Eat a banana. and then some more.

Is texting an excuse to not call, not see, not face something or someone. Is it with a push of a button that you are able to confront, deal with, ignore. Is it a comfort, lazy, shy, ignorant, sexual, sweet, personal thing. I know there is a period at the end of what is sure to be a question. Probably because I'm not really asking...



Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.
They were right.. these kitchen knobs stare

Read on

http://olgathetravelingbra.com/Prologue.html

 

You may be feeling cornered. You may feel like your back is to the wall. But that's just panic setting in. There is a way out. You are not trapped. Take a look. There is a door on one side and a window on the other. If you really want out, you can get out. Maybe you dont really want out - have you thought about that? Maybe there is something in a current bit of cahos that appeals to you, and you're having a hard time either seeing it or admitting it. If there is, embrace it instead of denying it.

Nooow.. lets sit.

http://www.zgallerie.com/p-9541-willow-sofa.aspx

packed with style. Willow sofa. Willow woulda said, Just whip your hair back and forth, just whip your hair bath and forth.

BUT, for $1,699, good old Alister will do juuust fine =)

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http://www.zgallerie.com/p-9028-alister-sofa.aspx

 

I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires of your heart

Must all good things come to an end?

I want to reconcile the violence in your heart
I want to recognize your beauty is not just a mask
I want to exorcise the demons from your pastI
want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart
You take your lovers that you're wicked and divine
You may be a sinnerBut your innocence is mine
Please meShow me how it's done
Tease me
You are the one

*** you are The One:

01/11/11.... it's a nice day.


AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS-IF THEY WERE A BIRD. NO ONE CAN HIT THE HIGH NOTES BETTER

51/50 or 1234

Random Thoughts...

Why did my apple cost a dollar while a candy bar was only .50¢?

I love facial expressions. They make me so happy. Even if they aren’t. Everyone always wants to know what others are like on the inside, and they can if they stop to express themselves and just pay attention to the signs.

The motel near my home is renting rooms by the hour, clearly the recession is not in a recession…

How can I take anyone serious who looks like a Dr.Suess character… or people that rhyme their insults?

Why does sitting under a light make me so happy?

Why does it make me angry to see an obese girl with a tiny little purse?

I’m scared to admit that I like being scared, because if I admit to liking being scared that it may wear off its appeal and I may be scared no more orrr… I maybe have given myself a reason to be scared by admittance.

My favorite part of living is not living. It is dreaming. I love to sleep and I love to dream. I love my imagination and I grant it to run a mock all the time. I love my dreams so much I cheat on my reality. If dreams are so real and reality seems so vague, is it possible that we live in two parallel worlds?

I love meeting people and I love forcing my friendship on them. I love making people feel uncomfortable and I love unusual peculiar characters.

Arguments are so useless. They always give you the opposite results. If you are forcing something on someone else, it will only undo what you were doing. If I was forced into doing something I would make it wards-back downside up… So in terms I would make you suffer if you undid me. To make someone do something is not do it to them but do it to yourself and brag about it. The lack of it will make it want and soon others will follow and no one can resist a trend. E.I. There is not enough Jesus to go around. Sorry about your luck.

Why do girls paint on their faces beyond recognition? Might as well tattoo it on.

I love the character Edward from Edward Scissor hands. I want to live with him in his neatly maintained macabre castle.

-J