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March 8, 2011

Getting my name out there via friends funny videos

Ok, that's not all totally true... I just want everyone to be able to enjoy a laugh, with me. No humor should go behind closed doors. (only your homosexuality should) Espeeecially when it comes to chill cats, sexy shake weights, and food. Wait.. what? Food is good.

We all need to take a lesson from this puss. He knows how to get dem ladies.




And if you are wanting to make a couple of sweats glads work out (and all of you obese Americans do), here's an example of how to make it work, make it work work, make it work. Just had a song pop in my head...

Shake Weights are NOT a dirty joke. But they sure can get you into a dirty situation. O never mind ;)


And last, but not least... a message from the wise man of Team America;
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! 




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