A neurotic, unemployed woman who calls about the most
interesting requests phoned last night to put in a work order. Her first request was to check the
heater. Ok sounds reasonable, after all
everyone should have heat, in this 69 degree weather, but whatever. We try to get the details on the work orders
to save maintenance some time. So we
asked what was wrong. She said that it
blew hot and cold air at the same time.
Not sure how a wall heater with one vent would do that. Alright, go on. “Yes the heater is blowing hot air and by the
time it gets to my side of the apartment it blows cold air.” One – why don’t you use the heater in the
bedroom that you are in? Two – the heater
does not have an AC option so how would it produce cold air? Keep going with your sensible request. “The heater is giving me a headache because
it’s inconsistent so I am going to go to the doctor to get blood work.” Yes please, please do. While you’re there have them do a x-ray scan
of your head, and see the two remaining cells that are bouncing around there,
quiet slowly. It doesn’t stop
here. Other request is she wants a new
dishwasher rack. Why you ask?! Weeeeelllll… it’s because the plastic is
coming of the wire rack and it’s exposing the metal underneath which is causing
poisonous chemicals to deposit on her dishes and causing her extreme stomach
pains. Yes that is the genius plan of LG
appliance company to partner with new Obama Care, to find a way to send you to
the hospital, to charge you obscene amount of money, and spend a ton of time to
check for deceases you don’t have, to than pay for everything, since you decided
your time is better well spend being unemployed collecting State benefits and creating lists of deceases
you don’t have. Ehhh.. Full circle of
life. That my friends is nAture. =)
Should I keep going?
Yes folks, there’s more. She
requests a very specific time of 4:45 pm on Friday and she asks that you wear a
hazmat suit. I wont rant, I’ll let your
mind just explode on its own self.
- Jewels
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